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JESTS AND GESTURES > Hello, guys! The King's Joker is with you!  3 October 2006 11:20:32
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Hello, guys! The King's Joker is with you!

King.s Joker 3 October 2006 11:20:32
Hi, chaps Dears Sirs/Madams!

Finally I am here, at Qaix forum!
And the basic preoccupation of a Jester - is to crack wise and joke.

Let's get down to work! To jokes I mean.

I liked this one
http://www.basicjok­es.com/djoke.php?id=­5472

Read it carefully and write your comments.

Mood: ALWAYS OK
I want: to make you laugh
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Jacob B. Delderfield 3 October 2006 13:15:50 [ permanent link ]
Have not got the sense... :(­
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Kittie 4 October 2006 10:08:05 [ permanent link ]
 Hello together! How are you?
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King.s Joker 4 October 2006 10:11:24 [ permanent link ]
Fine, thanks! Did you like the joke?
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King.s Joker 4 October 2006 13:29:49 [ permanent link ]
Just another joke:

C:\My_Stuff\Fucking­_Stuff\Stupid_Client­s\defaulters\bloody_­bastards\Dear Mr Smith.doc

...;-)­
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King.s Joker 5 October 2006 12:04:42 [ permanent link ]
The computer user's reboot poem

Don't you wish when life is bad
and things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she's just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot

You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start a new,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
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